Today, Telehealth stars in “Things I’ve Killed,” a new and very official video in which the band explores the world of tech seminars, and a whole lot of chaos ensues. The visual was directed by Eleanor Petry, and the song is available today on all streaming services.
 
“Things I’ve Killed” is another highlight from Green World Image, the band’s forthcoming Sub Pop debut, out Friday, May 15th, 2026.

Telehealth offers this on “Things I’ve Killed,” “The title of the song came after we found a subreddit devoted to blaming millennials for killing entire industries, right down to mayonnaise. We loved the visceral premise in contrast to the absurd accusations so much that while demoing it, we started mocking the idea as a millennial hit list in a breathless cadence inspired by the R.E.M. classic ‘It’s the End of the World as We Know It.’
 
“It kind of took off from there, turning the accusations into a spiraling chant of brand names, culture wars, and economic buzzwords (no one really knows what they mean!!!). What began as a joke slowly became a portrait of modern doomscrolling, where genocide, cute puppies, and economic collapse sit side by side with every swipe. Equal parts satire and self-indictment, it’s a danceable purge full of cheap thrills and guillotines that begs the question: is it kill or be killed in the attention economy?”

Telehealth’s previously announced 19-date North American headline tour in support of Green World Image begins on Sunday, April 26th in Cleveland, OH at Happy Dog and runs through Wednesday, May 27 in Reno, NV at Holland Project. The tour will include stops in major and secondary markets, including Chicago, New York, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, San Diego, Reno, and Phoenix. They have also scheduled a hometown release show on Thursday, May 14th, at Neumos in Seattle, WA. See below for a full list of dates.
 

Green World Image is now available for preorder worldwide from Sub Pop. LP preorders in North America through Sub Pop Mega Mart and in the EU and UK through Mega Mart Europe will receive the Loser Edition on Crystal Clear vinyl. The limited Loser Editions will also be available at your local record store (All vinyl colors available whilst stock lasts!).
 
More on Green World Image:
The Kalshi app is a “prediction market for trading the future,” a platform allowing users to gamble on the outcome of almost any real-world event — from the accuracy of the weather forecast, to whether or not famine will officially be declared in Gaza. Joining CNN as the network’s official betting partner in late 2025, platform co-founder Tarek Mansour was quoted after the deal saying, “The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradeable asset out of any difference in opinion.”

Telehealth was forged in the opportunity-rich environment of post-COVID Seattle as a scalable music startup with similar goals. Co-founded in 2022 by married couple and fellow gambling enthusiasts Alexander Attitude (synths/vox/guitar) and Kendra Cox (synths/vox), and joined by longtime collaborators Ian McCutcheon (drums), John O’Connor (bass), and Dillon Sturtevant (guitar), the group aims to financialize any difference of opinion over how the in-shambles local “music scene” should proceed (read more at Sub Pop).