You heard me. The Village Voice’s annual SIREN Festival takes place on Coney Island on Saturday, July 17th, and DIZNAMN, is is a doozy this year. I’m planning on eating as many kielbasas-on-a-stick as I can (all doused in mustard, of course) and throwing at least two poofs of cotton candy on top before riding the shit out of the Whirl-i-Gig. Then, I’ll hurl. THEN, I’ll see OUR THERMALS and OUR CONSTANTINES, followed by more kielbasas-on-a-stick.For the full scoop on the scope of this most wonderous of summer fests, please click on the link below.