Sub Pop, Black Friday, and You! - Sam S.
Every Thanksgiving we, as Americans, stuff ourselves with a completely disgusting quantity of food. It’s one of the many rights given to us by the great, powerful and angry God above and/or the utter caprice of our birthplace. And after that, we sleep for 18 hours. We don’t actually know how this tradition started, but we’re pretty sure it was how the pilgrims built up their strength in order to endure the following day – Black Friday, the most shoppingest day of the year. Why, you didn’t ask, but we’re going to assume you did? Because the pilgrims knew that the holidays are all about buying stuff!!! And today that’s more truer than ever. Just ask your girlfriend, your kids, your mom, or whoever you picked for Secret Santa – they all totally want stuff from you. We at Sub Pop are here to make the otherwise tedious process of providing this stuff as painless as possible with our invention of ONLINE SHOPPING. Here’s what you do: Peruse our online store, or “Megamart,” select as many items as you like for all of your gift-giving needs and place them into your “shopping cart” (this is a virtual shopping cart, by the way, there is no actual, physical cart involved). We will then happily accept your money and send you some junk in the mail. Black Friday, Sub Pop and you: together we can help you send us your money.
For example, this limited-edition, autographed set of prints featuring artwork by Sam Beam is the perfect gift for any fan of Iron & Wine, or really anyone with discerning taste. Or maybe your loved one would love one of our proven cold-weather-fighting, zip-up, hooded sweatshirts bearing the Sub Pop imprimatur of moderate quality? Or just browse through our arguably vast catalog of CDs, LPs and t-shirts. And then buy some of that crap! Anyway you look at it, as a holiday gift-giver, you can’t lose!