by Cayle @ January 4, 2008, 8:51 PM
by marknuhfer @ January 6, 2008, 8:23 AM
by L Swain @ January 7, 2008, 1:33 PM
Clever or Stupid?
by Snibe @ January 8, 2008, 8:33 AM
Goin’ Through Your Purse?
by chrisj @ January 8, 2008, 9:45 AM
Going’ Through Your Purse is the clear winner so far but Chris can’t win because he works here. Think, people, think!
by L Swain @ January 8, 2008, 10:26 AM
by gaber @ January 8, 2008, 1:05 PM
Is this some sort of weird attack?
by L Swain @ January 8, 2008, 5:23 PM
by gaber @ January 8, 2008, 5:35 PM
Let’s take this contest to the next level. If someone comes up with a good name I’ll have one of my coworkers show you their tits.
by L Swain @ January 8, 2008, 10:12 PM
I am participating in my own contest now! I LOVE TITS!
by L Swain @ January 8, 2008, 10:13 PM
I am blowing my own mind
Anagrams! Why didn’t I think of it sooner? This is an anagram for “pandering to the locals” and it’s almost perfect:
Placated Loser Nothing
It’s even got loser in it! Can you find a better one?
by L Swain @ January 8, 2008, 11:00 PM
P's and L's? I got this-
Perverted Landing. duh.
Pitter Pander – that way you get to keep Panda!
by mkat_tdc @ January 9, 2008, 12:40 AM
Shit-Talking to our friends…
by prwalters @ January 9, 2008, 1:39 PM
by kingmax @ January 9, 2008, 4:26 PM
A little history
The former names for this column were a) The Traffic Report b) Sub Pop Sidewalk c)Thanks for Playing, and finally d) Pandering to the Locals. So, as you see, the title can be anything.
I really don’t want to give Chris a tshirt or show him anyone’s tits—he IS the boss, afterall—so let’s get some good ideas.
I don’t know if this is helpful, but I like cheese a lot.
by L Swain @ January 9, 2008, 5:38 PM
by Cayle @ January 9, 2008, 9:53 PM
by jdawg78 @ January 10, 2008, 9:05 AM
by kingmax @ January 10, 2008, 10:21 AM
buyolympia.com is chock fullov squeebs
by boa2367 @ January 10, 2008, 2:22 PM
How about The Players Club?
by siropera @ January 10, 2008, 4:06 PM
I HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME
Setting the Records Straight?
or Center of the You Know First?
or What’s Updates?
or Actual Work?
by Cayle @ January 10, 2008, 5:36 PM
by siropera @ January 10, 2008, 8:25 PM
by jdawg78 @ January 11, 2008, 7:47 AM
by jdawg78 @ January 11, 2008, 7:50 AM
by L Swain @ January 11, 2008, 11:36 AM
do i have to do everything around here
I’m Downloading Your Website!
by Marty Finch @ January 11, 2008, 2:53 PM
by Dean H @ January 11, 2008, 2:55 PM
by Dean H @ January 11, 2008, 2:56 PM
by MattieBoy @ January 11, 2008, 3:32 PM
Mind on the prize
How about “We Show Ours”
or “The junk in the box”
by nwmb @ January 11, 2008, 3:41 PM
by nwmb @ January 11, 2008, 3:47 PM
i told the opposition that its egg timer had run out.
they should turn it over to avoid anything out of the ordinary.
“sure,” they said.
but i knew it was just a matter of time before i had to tell them again.
by cranley @ January 12, 2008, 12:21 PM
That Marty Finch!
You can always count on him for a good zinger! Cheeseburger Holocaust is now beating Going Through My Purse.
by L Swain @ January 12, 2008, 4:07 PM
by bandg @ January 14, 2008, 9:15 AM
Do I get to pick the T's in Q?
A Form Of Paying Attention.
I AM Doing My Job.
This Is Not A Fugazi Blog.
Sexy Dads, Barren Wombs.
Repressed Hostility. (Actually, I’m saving that for my hardcore re-issues record label.)
We Only Wanted To Be Loved.
Still Nothing About Zumpano.
Never Returning Your Phone Call.
by M. Olsen @ January 14, 2008, 1:34 PM
Last Ditch Effort
Crank it Up
Did I turn off the stove?
by MattieBoy @ January 14, 2008, 3:41 PM
I AM Doing my
I AM Doing my Job is the best!
by Steve66 @ January 14, 2008, 4:10 PM
Matt Olsen does it again.
by L Swain @ January 14, 2008, 5:11 PM
Into Yer Shtik
Catchy, referential, vaguely descriptive?
Failing that, how about naming it for another timeless Mudhoney classic, Run Shithead Run?
by DRoy @ January 15, 2008, 6:41 AM
Yes, Matt Olsen wins
But, this winning is for the title of his comment, not any of the actual contents of the comment (though, those were all good, too). The new title of this column should, almost certainly, be:
The Tits in Question
by chrisj @ January 15, 2008, 11:28 AM
Goin’ Through Your Purse
I still really like that one.
Also, Lacey, you should start adding a Mailbag section to the monthly column. I miss Mailbag.
by chrisj @ January 15, 2008, 11:30 AM
You know, for some reason the quality of mail I receive at email@example.com has declined substantially over the years. Maybe we should make it more obvious on the new site or maybe no one cares anymore.
NOTICE TO ALL: If I get more/better mail I will publish your letters. If said letters are REALLY good maybe we can have a whole new all-the-time column!
ALSO: I have a new contest called Win This Robe and I will award said robe to the best letter I receive at firstname.lastname@example.org. You are playing for a red robe worn by Mark Arm and other much less famous Sub Pop staffers. I will personally sew a Sub Pop patch on said robe.
by L Swain @ January 15, 2008, 3:58 PM
Can't beat this Tasty Treat
by tbags @ January 15, 2008, 7:48 PM
I have got a better(the best)one.
“BACK AND FORTH FOREVER”
If you know what movie this is from then you know how awesome it is and how you absolutely must use it.
by tbags @ January 15, 2008, 11:57 PM
Poop & Buttholes!
I liek that movie, too.
by L Swain @ January 16, 2008, 5:41 PM
Nihilism is Better
Heck, you could go practical and call it “Too Damn Lazy to Name This Column” or more nihilistic and call it NYFB (as in None of Your Effin’ Business), but since there’s an apparent fixation with a certain pleasing female anatomical feature, you should probably go simple; “It’s The Tits!!!”
by carlosdev @ January 19, 2008, 1:17 PM
I can't argue with "It's the Tits," but...
Two Balls in the Corner Pocket; or
Hedonistic Impulses; or
Colonel Shittrap Makes Strange Noises in the Dark.
by Jake D @ January 21, 2008, 2:05 PM
Sub Pop Goes the Weasel…
A Fresh, Bubbly Glass of Sub Pop
by kristen_frederick @ January 22, 2008, 3:43 PM
There’s a mailbag channel. Tho nothing’s been added since we relaunched the site.
by Dean H @ January 22, 2008, 7:45 PM
Can someone PLEASE send me some good mail to email@example.com so I can put something in the New & Improved Mailbag?
by L Swain @ January 22, 2008, 10:16 PM
these tits are bananas
The North-End of a South-Bound Cow… because even though we’re in the shit, we’re still looking up.
T.I.T.S. (This Itinerary is Subterranean)
by C-Benz @ January 22, 2008, 11:14 PM
DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID
by sam e. @ January 26, 2008, 3:12 PM
How about “This one really messed me up” I know it’s kinda stupid but hey, who cares. I mean good stuff can mess you up, and bad stuff can mess you up. I’m just sayin’, I like the sound of it.
by punkrockme @ January 27, 2008, 2:00 AM
TWO DAYS TO WIN!
Matt Olsen is leading the competition with “A Form of Paying Attention”.
You have til Friday!
by L Swain @ January 29, 2008, 12:56 PM
Pandering to the locals.....
“Panda’s New Sub Version”
Yeah. That’s about right.
Or just “New Sub Version”
Or even “SubVersive Tendencies”
by saymasseurs @ January 29, 2008, 3:07 PM
Getting The Wellies Wet.
by JackAttack? @ January 29, 2008, 9:10 PM
Pardon the deluge…
(Note: that’s both an honest caveat and a title suggestion.)
A Winner is You [an old video game joke]
Coxcomb’s Last Laugh
Acronym Support Society
Let’s Do (It During) Lunch
Let Me Show You It
Oboe Ab Ovo
I Bought a Sub Pop T-shirt at a Recycle Shop in Nagoya, Japan
..er, OK, sorry, back to work.
by Pilaf @ January 30, 2008, 8:36 AM
Fixing it in the mix
Inconsequential muttering machine.
Rumour mill meltdown disaster-caster.
In case of bad news, break glass.
by DRoy @ January 31, 2008, 8:31 AM
Throw the Looking Glass.
Forum For ’em.
by stonewal @ February 1, 2008, 1:42 AM
Weld Me a Shelter
Portions from Tons
Holes in Your Socks
Get Me Started
by malkmorourke @ February 1, 2008, 2:01 PM
I forgot something
I forgot the exclamation mark:
Get Me Started!
by malkmorourke @ February 1, 2008, 2:02 PM
PONEMAN GOTS A BRAND NEW UPDATE LAYING MACHINE
THIS IS A REALLY GREAT NAME
PS- substitute any of these words with the word SWAINY cause that would also be swell
by phosphoric @ February 4, 2008, 3:16 PM
I will require a plane ticket to claim my tit viewings!
liquid utopian vision
liquid utopian vulva
liquid utopian vagina
liquid utopian venereal
liquid utopian vivacity
You see where I’m going with this—I’m talking about love—l-u-v.
by Jason @ February 7, 2010, 6:25 AM
Horseshit, this is from 2008.
by Jason @ February 7, 2010, 6:26 AM
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