Question For David Cross
What was your favorite moment as a character on Arrested Development?
by woliv @ April 20, 2010, 10:36 AM
Sweet Spreads
by brifro @ April 20, 2010, 10:38 AM
Should I let my kid tell jokes?
My 7-year-old loves to read the jokes from the back of Highlights magazine and “tell” them back to me. Is this the path most professionals follow to become comedians?
by chrisapple @ April 20, 2010, 11:12 AM
Best lube?
Is it true that bacon grease is the best sexual lubricant?
Followup, if the answer is ‘yes’: my girlfriend is vegan…any advice on how I can get her to use bacon grease as lube?
by erovie @ April 20, 2010, 11:34 AM
were you super pumped
were you super pumped when you were asked to play allen ginsberg in “i’m not there?” also, have you always known that you looked like him? how did you prepare for the role?
also, will you marry me?
by aborted_robot @ April 20, 2010, 3:41 PM
If you could...
…go back in time and prevent yourself from allowing Run, Ronnie, Run from being made, would you?
by Skin Yard Rules! @ April 20, 2010, 4:12 PM
Docking
According to your wikipedia page you’re atheist but raised Jewish. I don’t want to assume anything, so…I’m circumcised…can we dock?
by aaronburr @ April 21, 2010, 9:49 AM
RELIGION
Do you believe we should respect others beliefs, no matter how much we disagree with them? As an atheist, I find it very hard to accept other people’s opinions from time to time.
by MBV1990 @ April 21, 2010, 4:18 PM
2 questions
1. In that episode of Arrested Development when you’re telling the story to Michael about Kitty leaving, we cut back from Kitty saying goodbye in her oh-so-special way to you mimicking her, with your shirt above your nipples. Was that your idea or was it written into the script?
2. How come you dance so good?
love, Hilary
@myloverarlo
by @myloverarlo @ April 21, 2010, 4:21 PM
Just one question...
by idontlikewords @ April 21, 2010, 5:01 PM
Parental validation?
Do your parents like your jokes? because my parents think your are funny and weird.
by Ashlee @ April 21, 2010, 5:07 PM
Long time fan, First time question.
Since i pretty much consider you the "All Occasion Caucasian i have but one question for you D.C.! Does the Scalp match the Helmet? Subtly shorn, tanned & silky smooth, with a fine dash of stubble along the bottom for contrast…. Just like the ass of a Degas Ballerina!
by Dewie @ April 21, 2010, 5:42 PM
small penis
if you could kick the guy in the balls (or face) that made that run ronnie run comment, would you? i would.
by FLO @ April 21, 2010, 7:43 PM
Uh...
Where’s Mr. Show—is he Arrested, Developmentally speaking?
by That depends on who you are--is this a trick question? @ April 22, 2010, 9:55 AM
Flo
If you could dress up like a chimney sweeper and ‘kick her in the cunt’, would you?
by Skin Yard Rules! @ April 22, 2010, 4:20 PM
So...
Why’s it gotta be like that?
by Mr_Dan @ April 22, 2010, 4:30 PM
Life Choices
Would you rather be the top scientist of your field or have mad cow disease?
by Trent @ April 22, 2010, 5:05 PM
Would you rather live
Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during it’s decline?
by funktree @ April 25, 2010, 1:11 AM
My Question
Of the all the things you’ve worked on, what is one that you feel you did your best work or feel that you couldn’t improve on even if you tried. And what is one that you feel almost guilty for taking a paycheck for it because you just fucked it all up?
by jymiscool @ April 26, 2010, 7:00 AM
A Question
When you think of a new joke, do you laugh or does it sadden you that the laughter will have to end someday?
by Night Beast @ April 27, 2010, 9:45 AM
LA versus NY
by Joe @ April 28, 2010, 3:44 AM
IF YOU HAD TO
choose between kicking a poodle in the vagina or licking a 92 years old mans foot, which would you call shot gun for?
by MSAZZ @ April 30, 2010, 2:55 PM
Three Questions
1) (I kind of already know the answer to this question, but…) What do you think about the recent incident involving Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and those total lunatics?
2) For that matter, what do you think of South Park as a show (if you watch it, that is)?
3) Do you foresee yourself incorporating a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad (blessings be upon him) into your routine at any point? Do you have the balls to do so?
by Danny @ May 2, 2010, 10:51 AM
My question, because I'm an unoriginal bastard
Do y’alls people eat oatmeal?
by Editor_Dustin @ May 2, 2010, 5:38 PM
gjwhite2009@yahoo.com
Would you help my 68 year old husband, by you in a email, know you were in the school of scotterals
and the same man that was in Alvin and the Chipmunks but are you a Christian and if not why not and were you raised by your mother,as it says nothing of your Dad, only your Mothers name. Gloria J. White, Mrs. and am 69 and April 7th, 1941, is my birthday..so Happy Birthday a few days to late. God Bless you…
by gj @ May 2, 2010, 11:55 PM
A real one.
When no one you know is around, and you wanna have a good time, and you are in an unfamiliar place, what is it that you do to entertain yourself by yourself?
-Drug Eye.
by crack @ May 3, 2010, 8:30 PM
Does it make you happy?
Dear Mr. Cross,
Does it make you happy, even a little tiny amount, that, even though my life is really hard and kind of sucks right now, and I feel pretty hopeless and all seems desolate, you make me laugh, even “out loud” alone in my room at 2:27 am?
by Rocketty @ October 17, 2010, 2:28 AM
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