My son introduced me to your music. I’m grateful. Will you ever play in the southeast? ATL? Por favor.

My son introduced me to your music, and I’m grateful. Will you ever come to the South to play? Your music makes me very happy.

come visit the northeast in 2010, mudhoney? maybe? we miss ya

Whilst suffering at work, the long, boring hours of the days leading up to the Christmas Holiday I came up with what I can only describe as an awesome money spinner for both the guys in Mudhoney and for Sub Pop.

A Mudhoney Christmas record. That’s right, you heard me – a Mudhoney Christmas record!!! I mentioned the idea to a fellow, work-bored, Mudhoney fan and together we compiled a list of 18 surperfuzzed-festive treats. It might be a little late to produce for this Christmas, but by this time next year there would be time for the producers to alter the lyrics to fit the new titles and to iron out any flaws (or iron it out completely!!!).

We’re not going to copyright this idea so you can feel free to go ahead and produce it without the worry of paying us any royalties!!!

Anyway here is a list of the new tracks and we look forward to seeing it in stores by fall of 2010. Maybe you could send us a couple of free copies for our efforts (I’ll prefer mine on double vinyl picture disc and my buddy would like the double CD version). I’ve even got a catalogue number for it. I thought SP12/25/2010.

MUDDY CHRISTMAS

A COLLECTION OF MUDHONEY FESTIVE JINGLES

1. Judgement, Gold, Frankincense & Myrrh
2. Here Comes Santa
3. Let It Snow
4. Baby, Can You Dig The Fairy Lights
5. Yule Log It (Keep It Outta My Face)
6. Into Yer Shtocking
7. The Presents Will Roll Right In
8. Baby Help Me Wrap Gifts
9. Good Eggnog
10. Snowride
11. Hard-On For Presents
12. Brand New Games
13. Beneath The Valley Of The Mistletoe
14. The Farther Christmas I Go
15. This Gift
16. Twenty Fifth
17. Rein That Deer
18. Tonight I Think I’m Gonna Go Down The Chimney

Sorry about this. Our jobs are really, really, really boring and are housed in a very dull, dreary and depressing sheet metal factory in a very grey, cold and miserable part of South East England. We really have nothing better to do!!! We’ve gotta get through it somehow, haven’t we???

Thanks for reading and have a Merry Christmas!!!

MUDHONEY RULED AT THE KOKO, IN LONDON BACK IN OCTOBER ’09.
WATCH MOST OF THE GIG AT WWW.BEATCAST.TV. AWESOME!!!

Check out some Mudhoney covers I posted on YouTube
Move Out (solo acoustic Hilo Hawaii 12/2009)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL43mJzSn4
Acetone (studio version Kodiak Alaska 2009)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL43mJzSn4
Acetone (solo acoustic Hilo Hawaii 12/2009)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGUlwo4l17U
Mahalo!